don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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