I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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