You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
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i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
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No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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