i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
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Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
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Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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