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  • Being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.

    Submitted by enormoustard on May 25, 11 at 3:21pm
  • Was he taking a shit, or giving birth to another lawyer?

    Submitted by monkeyfuel69 on May 25, 11 at 7:11pm
  • Knew I went to law school for a reason

    Submitted by tanya321 on May 25, 11 at 8:05pm
  • that's fucking awesome

    Submitted by 2LandBack on May 25, 11 at 4:16pm
  • Yeah, well enjoy being a parasite on society

    Submitted by astonmartin on May 25, 11 at 3:12pm
    • Those "Parasites on Society" are going to help you get out of jail when you commit felonies because you're a big ol' douche bag

      Submitted by Voxin on May 25, 11 at 4:52pm
  • Shit* my phone does the same autocorrect

    Submitted by bra on May 26, 11 at 7:14am
  • lovely mix of dedication and greed. if the job can be done while taking a shit, and saves everyone the time for call backs. who cares?

    Submitted by cmcowher on May 26, 11 at 6:33pm
  • Winning!!!

    Submitted by StringBean33 on May 25, 11 at 3:58pm
  • What is the difference between a lawyer and a hooker? A lawyer will still screw you when you are dead!

    Submitted by blowme469 on May 25, 11 at 11:52pm
  • There's been a text like this on here before

    Submitted by whatnow on May 25, 11 at 8:01pm
  • Who shits for 4 hours? More fiber.

    Submitted by flatus on May 26, 11 at 11:59pm
  • That's where you do all your business, because you're full of shit.

    Submitted by haliganbar on May 26, 11 at 10:52am
  • A solid 10 to 15% of lawyers are decent human beings... The rest?\nRidin' on the reputation but convinced that they ARE in that superior group.

    Submitted by BigCrank on May 26, 11 at 5:09pm
  • They are also a necessary part of the system ensuring due process.

    Submitted by EMTPirate on May 26, 11 at 2:00am
  • cool if you're the attorney not so cool if you're the one paying the fees lol

    Submitted by outdrinksyou on May 25, 11 at 6:21pm
  • Most are useless scum/ambulance chasers.

    Submitted by Michguy on May 26, 11 at 8:23am
  • I like penis

    Submitted by JetersAsshole on May 25, 11 at 4:16pm