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  • 79 49
    Submitted by enormoustard on May 25, 11 at 3:21pm
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    Being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.

  • 67 36
    Submitted by monkeyfuel69 on May 25, 11 at 7:11pm
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    Was he taking a shit, or giving birth to another lawyer?

  • 41 32
    Submitted by 2LandBack on May 25, 11 at 4:16pm
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    that's fucking awesome

  • 41 38
    Submitted by tanya321 on May 25, 11 at 8:05pm
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    Knew I went to law school for a reason

  • 60 84
    Submitted by astonmartin on May 25, 11 at 3:12pm
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    Yeah, well enjoy being a parasite on society

    • 31 34
      Submitted by Voxin on May 25, 11 at 4:52pm
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      Those "Parasites on Society" are going to help you get out of jail when you commit felonies because you're a big ol' douche bag

  • 41 50
    Submitted by StringBean33 on May 25, 11 at 3:58pm
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    Winning!!!

  • 33 41
    Submitted by EMTPirate on May 26, 11 at 2:00am
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    They are also a necessary part of the system ensuring due process.

  • 37 50
    Submitted by outdrinksyou on May 25, 11 at 6:21pm
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    cool if you're the attorney not so cool if you're the one paying the fees lol

  • 22 24
    Submitted by cmcowher on May 26, 11 at 6:33pm
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    lovely mix of dedication and greed. if the job can be done while taking a shit, and saves everyone the time for call backs. who cares?

  • 23 27
    Submitted by flatus on May 26, 11 at 11:59pm
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    Who shits for 4 hours? More fiber.

  • 25 31
    Submitted by bra on May 26, 11 at 7:14am
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    Shit* my phone does the same autocorrect

  • 28 37
    Submitted by blowme469 on May 25, 11 at 11:52pm
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    What is the difference between a lawyer and a hooker? A lawyer will still screw you when you are dead!

  • 38 58
    Submitted by JetersAsshole on May 25, 11 at 4:16pm
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    I like penis

  • 25 34
    Submitted by BigCrank on May 26, 11 at 5:09pm
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    A solid 10 to 15% of lawyers are decent human beings... The rest?\nRidin' on the reputation but convinced that they ARE in that superior group.

  • 23 38
    Submitted by haliganbar on May 26, 11 at 10:52am
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    That's where you do all your business, because you're full of shit.

  • 23 40
    Submitted by whatnow on May 25, 11 at 8:01pm
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    There's been a text like this on here before

  • 23 42
    Submitted by Michguy on May 26, 11 at 8:23am
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    Most are useless scum/ambulance chasers.