Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
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Being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Was he taking a shit, or giving birth to another lawyer?
Knew I went to law school for a reason
that's fucking awesome
Yeah, well enjoy being a parasite on society
Those "Parasites on Society" are going to help you get out of jail when you commit felonies because you're a big ol' douche bag
Shit* my phone does the same autocorrect
lovely mix of dedication and greed. if the job can be done while taking a shit, and saves everyone the time for call backs. who cares?
What is the difference between a lawyer and a hooker? A lawyer will still screw you when you are dead!
There's been a text like this on here before
Who shits for 4 hours? More fiber.
That's where you do all your business, because you're full of shit.
A solid 10 to 15% of lawyers are decent human beings... The rest?\nRidin' on the reputation but convinced that they ARE in that superior group.
They are also a necessary part of the system ensuring due process.
cool if you're the attorney not so cool if you're the one paying the fees lol
Most are useless scum/ambulance chasers.
I like penis