I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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