We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
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If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
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If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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