I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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