I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
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No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
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A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
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