I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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