what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
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