Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
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When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
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I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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