I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
false alarm. still invincible.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
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Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
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Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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