My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
My first STD was from a foam party
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
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My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Sorry my hands just texted you
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You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
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