ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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