there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
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