Your tits are I can't wait for
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
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Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
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all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
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