I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
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Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
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The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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