a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
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why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
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I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
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