if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
My vagina just clenched in fear
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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