Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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