Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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