are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Randomize
