so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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