we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
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