he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?