White coat. Heels.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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