just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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