what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
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I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
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No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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