Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
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we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
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This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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