she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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