Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
so explain again why im purple
no
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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