why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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