I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
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