I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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