How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
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