I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
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There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
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I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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