she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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