Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
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You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
When did angry sex become our thing?
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No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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