Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
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Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
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Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
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