yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Randomize
