escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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