Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
soo... how was my night?
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