i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
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Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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