there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
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In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
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It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
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