they need to just BURY HIM!
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Randomize
