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  • 63 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 12:19am

    A journey of verbosity which gives me tired head.

  • 64 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 11:51pm

    seeing that she sent this text to me, i'm pretty positive that it's real. plus i've never heard of a text being too long before...

  • 58 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 3:12pm

    Should've done Rammstein.

  • 61 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 8:14pm

    holy shit, what a motley clusterfuck. that's like the lost boys gangbanging education.

  • 58 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 11:39pm

    this is too long to be real. but it's stil hilarious....:)

  • 62 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 9:37pm

    Pretty sure this is fake.

  • 57 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 12:36am

    Hey 12:20 what are you, some kind of buttmunch? Sounds like a great presentation. Stop being all Nancy Pelosi/Harry Reid and get a life!

  • 57 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 12:34am

    Is this a text or a fucking novel?

  • 57 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 10:44pm

    look up xzibits video for "concentrate" the mantra in the beginning means 'to dedicate oneself' i got an A. it's all how you present it....

  • 45 33
    Submitted by mattwade on Apr 10, 10 at 12:06pm

    Epic

  • 61 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 1:39am

    Umm... I thought texts had a 160 character limit?

  • 52 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 8:13pm

    remind me not to miss class.

  • 59 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 10:58pm

    10:39. I sure hope it's them. They fucking rock

  • 56 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 2:37pm

    bbm has unlimited text, just sayin.

  • 55 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 10:39pm

    longest text EVER. damn

  • 55 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 3:32am

    Fuck you soviet Russia guy. Fuck. You.

  • 60 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 12:28am

    xD pure epicnesss u deserve an A

  • 53 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 6:14am

    verizon to verizon can send 7 pages of 160 characters.

  • 49 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 1:06am

    this text is so long that I can't read hat I'm typing on my iphine

  • 49 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 8:14pm

    I would love to see this! -girl next door

  • 52 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 6:21pm

    okay for all you who think this is fake..shut the hell up. You have obviously never done homework on drugs before.

  • 49 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 6:43am

    iPhones have really long texts also

  • 50 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 8:18pm

    Anything with X-zibit wins.

  • 45 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 12:20am

    By the way what's up this soviet dude? Could he that sorry?

  • 51 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 2:27am

    I couldnn't have said it better myself....Did about the same thing, ended my presentaion on ancint art with a mr. potato head

  • 44 47
    Submitted by blackmetalcore on May 8, 10 at 2:23pm

    German metal? Better be Kreator, Sodom, or Destruction \\m/

  • 51 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 9:11pm

    definitely youtube it

  • 45 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 1:47am

    There is a 160 character limit on most phones. I thought of this too. But if this text were real, then the person could've just submit the text in one big paragraph to this site instead of chopping it up. You know?

  • 49 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 4:24am

    I think this is brilliant

  • 48 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 8:14pm

    Something for everyone.

  • 48 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 12:42am

    chicken/puppy clip art = win

  • 39 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 1:22am

    Don't write book douche bag

  • 54 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 9:46pm

    damn thats better than when i wrote a creative paper for my native american literature class on mushrooms and got an a. fantastic. and to whoever told you to have fun working the drive thru...thanks for being a dick. we need more of you in the world. you bet.

  • 50 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 3:50am

    There's a 160 character limit per page. Most phones though, you can send texts longer than 160 characters. It'll just be multiple texts.

  • 49 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 12:20am

    As someone who works in higher Ed. Your presentation, in actuality, probally sucked. I feel bad for the professor and the other students who had to sit through that piece of garbage. You think no one will know that you waited until the last minute? Moron. I hope this OP gets a D.

  • 47 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 2:36pm

    paragraphsfromlastnight

  • 48 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 9:41pm

    Thank god for science majors. Have fun working the drive thru

  • 42 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 8:58pm

    sesamestreet buttsecks

  • 51 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 9:10pm

    Who the fuck cares? Dumbass

  • 44 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 3:54am

    rather long for a text message if you ask me.

  • 45 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 12:55am

    Is a fake piece of crap

  • 41 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 1:28am

    This is what you get when you send kids from the Northern suburbs of Chicago to Western...

  • 39 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 10:44pm

    "(and quotes about section eight and eating steaks)" Sublime "krs-one"?

  • 41 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 10:52am

    You're the worst person ever, and I hope you get cancer.

  • 20 29
    Submitted by kallimist on Sep 21, 11 at 8:39pm

    Story of my life..

  • 44 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 8:13pm

    Fifth!!!!11!!1!!!111!

  • 41 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 8:11pm

    Third bizzznatches!!!1!!1!1!!!1!1!!!