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  • Epic

    Submitted by mattwade on Apr 10, 10 at 12:06pm
  • A journey of verbosity which gives me tired head.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 12:19am
  • Should've done Rammstein.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 3:12pm
  • Pretty sure this is fake.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 9:37pm
  • seeing that she sent this text to me, i'm pretty positive that it's real. plus i've never heard of a text being too long before...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 11:51pm
  • holy shit, what a motley clusterfuck. that's like the lost boys gangbanging education.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 8:14pm
  • Is this a text or a fucking novel?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 12:34am
  • Hey 12:20 what are you, some kind of buttmunch? Sounds like a great presentation. Stop being all Nancy Pelosi/Harry Reid and get a life!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 12:36am
  • 10:39. I sure hope it's them. They fucking rock

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 10:58pm
  • definitely youtube it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 9:11pm
  • look up xzibits video for "concentrate" the mantra in the beginning means 'to dedicate oneself' i got an A. it's all how you present it....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 10:44pm
  • Fuck you soviet Russia guy. Fuck. You.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 3:32am
  • German metal? Better be Kreator, Sodom, or Destruction \\m/

    Submitted by blackmetalcore on May 8, 10 at 2:23pm
  • remind me not to miss class.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 8:13pm
  • Umm... I thought texts had a 160 character limit?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 1:39am
  • bbm has unlimited text, just sayin.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 2:37pm
  • I couldnn't have said it better myself....Did about the same thing, ended my presentaion on ancint art with a mr. potato head

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 2:27am
  • this is too long to be real. but it's stil hilarious....:)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 11:39pm
  • I would love to see this! -girl next door

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 8:14pm
  • damn thats better than when i wrote a creative paper for my native american literature class on mushrooms and got an a. fantastic. and to whoever told you to have fun working the drive thru...thanks for being a dick. we need more of you in the world. you bet.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 9:46pm
  • xD pure epicnesss u deserve an A

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 12:28am
  • iPhones have really long texts also

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 6:43am
  • okay for all you who think this is fake..shut the hell up. You have obviously never done homework on drugs before.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 6:21pm
  • Don't write book douche bag

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 1:22am
  • I think this is brilliant

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 4:24am
  • rather long for a text message if you ask me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 3:54am
  • Anything with X-zibit wins.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 8:18pm
  • paragraphsfromlastnight

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 2:36pm
  • By the way what's up this soviet dude? Could he that sorry?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 12:20am
  • verizon to verizon can send 7 pages of 160 characters.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 6:14am
  • longest text EVER. damn

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 10:39pm
  • this text is so long that I can't read hat I'm typing on my iphine

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 1:06am
  • "(and quotes about section eight and eating steaks)" Sublime "krs-one"?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 10:44pm
  • chicken/puppy clip art = win

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 12:42am
  • There is a 160 character limit on most phones. I thought of this too. But if this text were real, then the person could've just submit the text in one big paragraph to this site instead of chopping it up. You know?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 1:47am
  • Third bizzznatches!!!1!!1!1!!!1!1!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 8:11pm
  • This is what you get when you send kids from the Northern suburbs of Chicago to Western...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 1:28am
  • There's a 160 character limit per page. Most phones though, you can send texts longer than 160 characters. It'll just be multiple texts.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 3:50am
  • Thank god for science majors. Have fun working the drive thru

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 9:41pm
  • As someone who works in higher Ed. Your presentation, in actuality, probally sucked. I feel bad for the professor and the other students who had to sit through that piece of garbage. You think no one will know that you waited until the last minute? Moron. I hope this OP gets a D.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 12:20am
  • Something for everyone.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 8:14pm
  • sesamestreet buttsecks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 8:58pm
  • Who the fuck cares? Dumbass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 9:10pm
  • Is a fake piece of crap

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 12:55am
  • Fifth!!!!11!!1!!!111!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 8:13pm
  • You're the worst person ever, and I hope you get cancer.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 10:52am
  • Story of my life..

    Submitted by kallimist on Sep 21, 11 at 8:39pm