Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
why do cheetos always look like penises
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
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