how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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