Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
You smell like a Billy Joel song
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
As shirtless as possible
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
Randomize
