great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
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did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
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Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
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