I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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