I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Randomize
