Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
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Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
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I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
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