I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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