I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
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Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
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Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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